Food

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. - Miss Piggy

Wine

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn’t have to wait for it to age. - Steven Wright

Travel

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.-Lao Tzu